1 00:00:03,172 --> 00:00:04,896 AHH, MUSIC. 2 00:00:04,931 --> 00:00:07,620 AHH, CHEESE. 3 00:00:07,655 --> 00:00:09,551 IF I WAS STRANDED ON AN ISLAND, 4 00:00:09,586 --> 00:00:11,724 AND I COULD ONLY BRING 1,000 THINGS, 5 00:00:11,758 --> 00:00:15,379 I'D BRING THESE HEADPHONES, THAT STEREO, 6 00:00:15,413 --> 00:00:18,206 AND 997 CDs. 7 00:00:18,241 --> 00:00:20,724 AND A GIRL. 8 00:00:20,758 --> 00:00:23,517 IT'S NOT THAT I LIKE EATING CHEESES THAT MUCH, 9 00:00:23,551 --> 00:00:25,241 I JUST LIKE LOOKING AT THEM, 10 00:00:25,275 --> 00:00:27,413 SNIFFING THEM, FEELING THEM. 11 00:00:27,448 --> 00:00:32,965 DO YOU KNOW THAT JOSH SOMETIMES FEELS CHEESE? 12 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:36,620 THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS. 13 00:00:36,655 --> 00:00:38,862 THERE'S SO MUCH COOL MUSIC OUT THERE. 14 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:42,103 YOU GOT POP, YOU GOT BLUES, HIP-HOP. 15 00:00:42,137 --> 00:00:45,655 YOU GOT MOZZARELLA, YOU GOT SWISS, COTTAGE. 16 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:47,206 HEAVY METAL, PUNK. 17 00:00:47,241 --> 00:00:49,034 PARMESAN, STRING. 18 00:00:49,068 --> 00:00:50,068 JAZZ. FETA. 19 00:00:51,068 --> 00:00:52,551 RandB. 20 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,172 AND, OF COURSE, MY NUMBER-ONE CHEESE... 21 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:58,137 AND MY FAVORITE MUSIC, ROCK'N'ROLL. 22 00:00:58,172 --> 00:00:59,551 CHEDDAR. 23 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,103 CHEDDAR! 24 00:01:01,137 --> 00:01:04,034 YOU KNOW, JOSH ISN'T REALLY INTO MUSIC THE WAY I AM. 25 00:01:04,068 --> 00:01:07,379 YOU KNOW, DRAKE DOESN'T SHARE MY LOVE OF CHEESES. 26 00:01:07,413 --> 00:01:10,344 Both: OH, WELL. HIS LOSS. 27 00:01:10,379 --> 00:01:12,827 AHH, MUSIC. 28 00:01:12,862 --> 00:01:15,172 AHH, CHEESE. 29 00:01:19,172 --> 00:01:21,172 [BELL RINGS] 30 00:01:25,931 --> 00:01:28,241 OH, VALERIE. 31 00:01:31,103 --> 00:01:33,275 MANDY. 32 00:01:41,827 --> 00:01:45,034 MANDY, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 33 00:01:45,068 --> 00:01:46,793 EXCUSE ME, BUT WOULD YOU 34 00:01:46,827 --> 00:01:48,724 BY ANY CHANCE BE A CHEERLEADER? 35 00:01:48,758 --> 00:01:50,172 HOW DID YOU GUESS? 36 00:01:50,206 --> 00:01:52,172 WAS IT MY POMPOMS? 37 00:01:52,206 --> 00:01:53,413 MY UNIFORM? 38 00:01:53,448 --> 00:01:56,551 OH, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT UNIFORM. 39 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:58,275 I GUESS I WAS TOO BUSY 40 00:01:58,310 --> 00:02:00,827 LOOKING AT YOUR INCREDIBLE EYES. 41 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:03,517 INCREDIBLE EYES. 42 00:02:03,551 --> 00:02:05,448 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ONLY THE FOURTH GUY 43 00:02:05,482 --> 00:02:06,931 TO TRY THAT LINE ON ME TODAY. 44 00:02:06,965 --> 00:02:07,931 OH, YEAH? 45 00:02:07,965 --> 00:02:10,206 HOW DID IT WORK OUT FOR THE FIRST 3? 46 00:02:10,241 --> 00:02:12,931 NOT AS WELL AS IT'S WORKING FOR YOU. 47 00:02:14,068 --> 00:02:15,517 HEY, BROTHER, I'VE GOT TO SHOW YOU 48 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:17,000 THIS REALLY COOL MAGIC TRICK. 49 00:02:17,034 --> 00:02:18,448 NOT THE TIME, JOSH. 50 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:22,275 NOT THE TIME? IT'S ALWAYS MAGIC TIME! 51 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,482 HI, CHEERLEADER. HOLD THIS EGG. 52 00:02:24,517 --> 00:02:26,172 JOSH, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF... 53 00:02:26,206 --> 00:02:28,620 STUDENTS AND FACULTY! 54 00:02:28,655 --> 00:02:32,517 GATHER ROUND TO WITNESS THE AMAZING JOSHO 55 00:02:32,551 --> 00:02:36,379 MAKE THE EGG OF A CHICKEN DISAPPEAR. 56 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:40,068 JUST KILL ME. 57 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:43,068 FIRST, I WILL COVER THE EGG. 58 00:02:44,793 --> 00:02:46,758 NOW, IF I CAN JUST GET THE MAGIC WORD 59 00:02:46,793 --> 00:02:48,655 FROM MY LOVELY ASSISTANT? 60 00:02:48,689 --> 00:02:50,827 I DON'T KNOW THE MAGIC WORD. 61 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:52,034 I WAS TALKING TO DRAKE. 62 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:55,793 JOSH, I DON'T WANT TO SAY... 63 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:57,068 SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 64 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:58,068 SAY IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO SAY IT. 65 00:02:58,103 --> 00:02:59,689 COME ON, SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 66 00:02:59,724 --> 00:03:00,689 PLEASE, JUST SAY IT. SAY IT, PLEASE. 67 00:03:00,724 --> 00:03:01,724 JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 68 00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:04,517 JOSH-A-KAZAAM. 69 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:09,448 LOUDER, SO THE EGG CAN HEAR IT. 70 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,862 FINE. JOSH-A-KAZAAM. 71 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:12,896 THANKS. 72 00:03:15,448 --> 00:03:18,241 1, 2, 3! 73 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:26,206 TA-DA. 74 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:27,241 OH! 75 00:03:29,517 --> 00:03:31,206 GOOD TRICK, JOSH. 76 00:03:31,241 --> 00:03:33,413 YOU MADE A CHEERLEADER DISAPPEAR. 77 00:03:35,137 --> 00:03:36,965 BUT MY TRICK WORKED PERFECTLY AT HOME. 78 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,413 THAT'S NOT THE POINT, JOSH. 79 00:03:38,448 --> 00:03:40,172 DOING TRICKS AT SCHOOL, IT'S... IT'S... 80 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:41,344 IT'S WHAT? 81 00:03:41,379 --> 00:03:42,827 IT'S NOT COOL. 82 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:49,827 WOW. AND ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT I WAS THE COOLIEST. 83 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:52,689 THAT'S THE KIND OF THING I'M TALKING ABOUT. 84 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:54,758 SO HOW DO I FIX ME? 85 00:03:54,793 --> 00:03:58,965 WELL, BEING COOL, IT'S JUST AN ATTITUDE, RIGHT? 86 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,655 HERE, CHECK THIS OUT. 87 00:04:03,586 --> 00:04:05,758 HMM. HEY, DRAKE, LOOKING COOL. 88 00:04:08,068 --> 00:04:09,068 YOU SEE? 89 00:04:09,103 --> 00:04:10,758 OH, YEAH. 90 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,379 HERE, WATCH ME. 91 00:04:17,517 --> 00:04:18,724 Drake: JOSH. 92 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:29,068 OHH. 93 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:31,172 THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 94 00:04:32,724 --> 00:04:34,000 HERE, SEE THAT SIGN? 95 00:04:34,034 --> 00:04:37,241 WHAT? I'M ALREADY IN THE SPANISH CLUB. 96 00:04:37,275 --> 00:04:41,620 I HAPPEN TO BE TREASURER AND VICE "PRESIDENTE." 97 00:04:43,896 --> 00:04:46,310 I WAS POINTING AT THAT SIGN. 98 00:04:46,344 --> 00:04:48,206 FOOTBALL TRY-OUTS? 99 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:50,275 "SI!" 100 00:04:51,517 --> 00:04:54,827 I DON'T KNOW. I'M NOT REALLY THE FOOTBALL TYPE. 101 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,275 BUT IF YOU BECOME THE FOOTBALL TYPE, 102 00:04:56,310 --> 00:04:58,551 THAT'S THE KIND OF THING THAT WILL UP YOUR COOL. 103 00:04:58,586 --> 00:05:03,310 HUH. I DO WANT MY COOL UPPED. 104 00:05:03,344 --> 00:05:05,068 JOSH. 105 00:05:05,103 --> 00:05:07,103 [SIGHS] 106 00:05:13,482 --> 00:05:16,620 HOW ABOUT PAINTING ON THE WEEKENDS?! 107 00:05:17,965 --> 00:05:21,413 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 108 00:05:21,448 --> 00:05:25,482 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 109 00:05:25,517 --> 00:05:31,137 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND 110 00:05:31,172 --> 00:05:33,793 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 111 00:05:33,827 --> 00:05:41,206 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 112 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:48,379 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 113 00:05:48,413 --> 00:05:51,965 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 114 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:57,793 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 115 00:05:57,827 --> 00:06:01,206 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND 116 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:08,344 ♪ WHOO 117 00:06:11,344 --> 00:06:13,344 [LAUGHING] 118 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:20,655 MEGAN! 119 00:06:20,689 --> 00:06:21,689 YEAH? 120 00:06:21,724 --> 00:06:23,137 I'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES 121 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,448 YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN OUR ROOM, SO JUST... 122 00:06:25,482 --> 00:06:26,448 ARE YOU READING MY E-MAIL? 123 00:06:26,482 --> 00:06:29,034 WAIT, HANG ON A SEC. 124 00:06:29,068 --> 00:06:32,137 MEGAN, READING SOMEONE'S E-MAIL IS AGAINST THE LAW. 125 00:06:32,172 --> 00:06:33,620 IT'S A VIOLATION OF PRIVACY. 126 00:06:33,655 --> 00:06:35,724 CALM DOWN. IT'S JOSH'S E-MAIL. 127 00:06:35,758 --> 00:06:37,137 OH, COOL. 128 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:40,758 WHERE IS JOSH ANYWAY? 129 00:06:40,793 --> 00:06:42,068 UH, I DON'T KNOW. 130 00:06:42,103 --> 00:06:43,724 MUST STILL BE AT FOOTBALL TRY-OUTS. 131 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:46,793 HA HA! COME ON, SERIOUSLY, WHERE IS HE? 132 00:06:48,310 --> 00:06:51,000 UNH! 133 00:06:51,034 --> 00:06:53,482 OW OW OW! 134 00:06:53,517 --> 00:06:55,068 OHH. 135 00:06:56,206 --> 00:06:58,551 WHOA, YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. 136 00:06:58,586 --> 00:06:59,862 THANKS. 137 00:06:59,896 --> 00:07:01,793 AND YOU HAVE 5 NEW E-MAILS. 138 00:07:01,827 --> 00:07:03,724 WAIT, HOW DID SHE KNOW HOW MANY E-MAILS... 139 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,413 FORGET ABOUT THAT. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 140 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:08,586 FOOTBALL HAPPENED TO ME. 141 00:07:08,620 --> 00:07:11,655 FIRST I GOT TACKLED. THEN I GOT TRAMPLED. 142 00:07:11,689 --> 00:07:14,172 AND I'M PRETTY SURE SOMEONE BIT MY ANKLE. 143 00:07:15,413 --> 00:07:17,000 ALL RIGHT, SO YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE TEAM. 144 00:07:17,034 --> 00:07:19,724 WE'LL JUST FIND ANOTHER WAY TO MAKE YOU COOL. 145 00:07:19,758 --> 00:07:21,379 OH, I MADE THE TEAM. 146 00:07:21,413 --> 00:07:22,724 YOU DID?! 147 00:07:22,758 --> 00:07:24,068 YEAH. CHECK IT OUT. 148 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:29,103 NO WAY! THAT'S SO COOL! 149 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,137 YEAH, IT IS. 150 00:07:30,172 --> 00:07:32,034 MY BROTHER, YOU ARE LOOKING 151 00:07:32,068 --> 00:07:34,103 AT BELLEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM'S 152 00:07:34,137 --> 00:07:40,103 BRAND-NEW EQUIPMENT MANAGER! 153 00:07:44,241 --> 00:07:47,413 EQUIPMENT MANAGER! 154 00:07:49,241 --> 00:07:51,344 JOSH, BEING THE EQUIPMENT MANAGER 155 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:52,896 ISN'T COOL. 156 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,206 BUT I'M ON THE TEAM. 157 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,413 NO, YOU WORK FOR THE TEAM. 158 00:07:56,448 --> 00:07:58,103 WHICH IS UNCOOL. 159 00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:02,896 WELL, IF I'M SO UNCOOL, EXPLAIN HOW I HAVE THIS! 160 00:08:06,896 --> 00:08:08,206 A BAG OF DIRTY LAUNDRY? 161 00:08:08,241 --> 00:08:13,517 THE DIRTY LAUNDRY OF FOOTBALL PLAYERS. 162 00:08:13,551 --> 00:08:16,034 OH, JOSH. 163 00:08:16,068 --> 00:08:17,320 AT THIS POINT, I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF 164 00:08:17,344 --> 00:08:19,275 GOING BACK TO YOUR MAGIC TRICKS. 165 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:22,034 NO WAY. THE TEAM NEEDS ME. 166 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,068 I HAVE LOTS OF RESPONSIBILITIES. 167 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:27,620 I MEAN, WHO DO YOU THINK TAKES CARE OF THE COSTUMES? 168 00:08:27,655 --> 00:08:30,620 UNIFORMS, JOSH, UNIFORMS! 169 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:33,793 WHATEVER. I THINK BEING EQUIPMENT MANAGER IS COOL. 170 00:08:33,827 --> 00:08:37,620 I GET TO BE ON THE TEAM AND NOBODY SNACKS ON MY ANKLES. 171 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,379 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE COSTUMES TO WASH. 172 00:08:43,379 --> 00:08:44,724 OH, THAT'S RIPE! 173 00:08:51,482 --> 00:08:52,793 HEY, COACH DAVIS. 174 00:08:52,827 --> 00:08:54,689 I POSTED THE PRACTICE SCHEDULES, 175 00:08:54,724 --> 00:08:56,586 POLISHED THE FOOTBALLS, AND MOWED THE END ZONE. 176 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,034 ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO? 177 00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:00,103 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE SOME BROWNIES? 178 00:09:00,137 --> 00:09:02,275 WHY BROWNIES? 179 00:09:02,310 --> 00:09:03,310 WHY NOT! 180 00:09:04,413 --> 00:09:07,827 OK. BUT DON'T YOU THINK FOOTBALL PLAYERS 181 00:09:07,862 --> 00:09:10,034 SHOULD BE SNACKING ON SOMETHING MORE NUTRITIOUS? 182 00:09:10,068 --> 00:09:11,448 OH, I'M SORRY. 183 00:09:11,482 --> 00:09:13,000 DO YOU WANT TO BE THE COACH? 184 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:14,034 OH, NO, NO, NO, NO! 185 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:15,113 I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING BY IT. 186 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:16,137 NO, SERIOUSLY, 187 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:17,103 DO YOU WANT TO BE THE COACH? 188 00:09:17,137 --> 00:09:19,068 'CAUSE I HATE THIS JOB. 189 00:09:20,586 --> 00:09:21,896 I WANTED TO BE A SINGER. 190 00:09:21,931 --> 00:09:24,724 LOOK AT ME. DO I LOOK LIKE A SINGER? 191 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:25,758 Players: NO. 192 00:09:25,793 --> 00:09:26,896 NO! 193 00:09:28,344 --> 00:09:32,241 I LOOK LIKE A MAN LIVING A WASTED LIFE! 194 00:09:33,482 --> 00:09:34,482 SOME BROWNIES, THEN? 195 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:35,655 YEAH, BROWNIES ARE GOOD. 196 00:09:38,241 --> 00:09:40,862 [BELL RINGS] 197 00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:42,068 OH, HEY, DRAKE, YOU GOT A SEC? 198 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,103 YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 199 00:09:43,137 --> 00:09:44,251 YOU KNOW MY OLDER BROTHER NEAL, RIGHT? 200 00:09:44,275 --> 00:09:45,310 YEAH. 201 00:09:45,344 --> 00:09:47,206 YEAH, WELL, HE GOES TO SAN DIEGO STATE NOW, 202 00:09:47,241 --> 00:09:49,586 AND HIS FRATERNITY'S THROWING THIS HUGE PARTY. 203 00:09:49,620 --> 00:09:51,275 OH, SOUNDS COOL. 204 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,896 YEAH. AND I HEAR YOU HAVE A BAND? 205 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,896 I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING. 206 00:09:54,931 --> 00:09:57,010 DO YOU THINK YOUR BAND WILL WANT TO PLAY AT THE PARTY? 207 00:09:57,034 --> 00:09:58,620 AT A COLLEGE PARTY? 208 00:09:58,655 --> 00:10:01,275 YUP. WITH COLLEGE GIRLS. 209 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,655 GIG PAYS 100 BUCKS. 210 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:05,379 COLLEGE PARTY, COLLEGE GIRLS, MONEY. 211 00:10:05,413 --> 00:10:06,827 YEAH, I THINK WE CAN MAKE IT. 212 00:10:06,862 --> 00:10:07,965 SWEET. 213 00:10:09,068 --> 00:10:10,068 HEY, BROTHER. 214 00:10:10,103 --> 00:10:12,586 OH, NO, NOT NOW! 215 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,931 WHAT'S UP, FELLAS? 216 00:10:13,965 --> 00:10:14,931 LADY FELLA. 217 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:16,965 WHAT'S UP. 218 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,931 I TELL YOU WHAT'S UP. FOOTBALL! 219 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,103 YOU'RE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM? 220 00:10:22,137 --> 00:10:23,172 WELL, ACTUALLY... 221 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,793 YES, OH, YES. MY BROTHER JOSH 222 00:10:24,827 --> 00:10:26,310 IS DEFINITELY ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 223 00:10:26,344 --> 00:10:28,137 IN FACT, GO LONG, JOSH. 224 00:10:28,172 --> 00:10:29,172 NOW. 225 00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:33,034 YEAH. I GUESS THIS EQUIPMENT'S 226 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:35,000 NOT GOING TO MANAGE ITSELF. 227 00:10:35,034 --> 00:10:39,310 I SEE. YOU'RE THE EQUIPMENT MANAGER. 228 00:10:39,344 --> 00:10:40,896 JOSH, I MAY NEED ANOTHER NECK RUB. 229 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,355 OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM, BRO. I'll JUST GET YOU... 230 00:10:42,379 --> 00:10:43,379 OH! 231 00:10:44,655 --> 00:10:46,310 ARE YOU OK? I'M SO SORRY! 232 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:49,000 I'M FINE. LET'S GO, MARK. 233 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,620 LATER. 234 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,275 WAIT! WHAT ABOUT THE COLLEGE PARTY? 235 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,724 COLLEGE PARTY? I'M SO THERE! 236 00:10:54,758 --> 00:10:57,000 YEAH, I THINK IT WAS CANCELED. 237 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:06,103 NECK RUB? 238 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,344 HEY, JOSH. 239 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,413 WHAT'S UP, MEGS? 240 00:11:14,448 --> 00:11:16,689 OOH, MAKING BROWNIES? CAN I LICK THE SPOON? 241 00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:20,931 AH! THERE WILL BE NO SPOON-LICKING IN MY KITCHEN. 242 00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:23,586 YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH? 243 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,586 I HAVE DREAMS. 244 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:28,137 AND SOMETIMES IN THOSE DREAMS, 245 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:30,448 THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU. 246 00:11:47,310 --> 00:11:48,586 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 247 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:50,724 MAKING BROWNIES FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM. 248 00:11:50,758 --> 00:11:52,206 OH, THAT'S COOL, JOSH. 249 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:55,689 MAYBE AFTERWARDS YOU CAN KNIT THEM SOME PRETTY SWEATERS. 250 00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,344 Josh: NOT JUST ANY BROWNIES. 251 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:02,217 YOU KNOW HOW MOM MAKES THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE ONES? 252 00:12:02,241 --> 00:12:03,137 Drake: YEAH? 253 00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,793 WELL, I MULTIPLIED THE RECIPE BY 3. 254 00:12:05,827 --> 00:12:08,068 THAT'S TRIPLE THE DOUBLE CHOCOLATE. 255 00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:11,172 Drake: THAT'S TRIPLE THE DOUBLE UNCOOLNESS. 256 00:12:11,206 --> 00:12:12,458 Josh: WELL, I THINK WE KNOW SOMEONE. 257 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,275 WHO'S NOT GETTING ONE RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN. 258 00:12:22,068 --> 00:12:23,965 HEY, MR. EQUIPMENT MANAGER, 259 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,079 TREVOR'S WAITING IN HIS CAR. 260 00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:26,148 YOU WANT A RIDE HOME OR NOT? 261 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:27,586 IN A MINUTE. I'VE JUST GOT TO FINISH 262 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,596 PUMPING UP THESE FOOTBALLS, AND THEN I... Coach: NICHOLS! 263 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,241 YEAH, COACH DAVIS? 264 00:12:31,275 --> 00:12:32,493 WHAT DO YOU NEED ME TO DO FOR... 265 00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,103 WHAT DID YOU DO?! 266 00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:36,000 WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 267 00:12:36,034 --> 00:12:39,241 YOUR BROWNIES! LOOK WHAT THEY DID! 268 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,413 [GROANING] 269 00:12:41,448 --> 00:12:44,034 DID YOU DO SOMETHING TO MY BROWNIES? 270 00:12:44,068 --> 00:12:47,586 YEAH, JOSH, I LIVE TO SABOTAGE BAKED GOODS. 271 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:50,275 COACH, YOU BETTER CHECK ON WITHERSPOON. 272 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:51,482 HE'S REALLY BAD. 273 00:12:51,517 --> 00:12:53,758 WITHERSPOON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 274 00:12:53,793 --> 00:12:56,241 [COUGHS] 275 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,000 HOW MANY BROWNIES DID YOU EAT? 276 00:12:58,034 --> 00:13:00,172 17. 277 00:13:00,206 --> 00:13:02,586 AND I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. 278 00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:04,724 ALL RIGHT, SOMEBODY GET THIS BOY A BUCKET. 279 00:13:04,758 --> 00:13:07,482 I JUST CLEANED THE BUCKETS. 280 00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:10,206 ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. 281 00:13:10,241 --> 00:13:11,724 NO GAME TOMORROW NIGHT, 282 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:12,941 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FORFEIT. 283 00:13:12,965 --> 00:13:14,931 [PLAYERS PROTEST] 284 00:13:14,965 --> 00:13:16,620 COME ON, COACH DAVIS. WE CAN'T FORFEIT. 285 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,137 WOULD YOU TAKE A LOOK AT WITHERSPOON? 286 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:21,034 AIN'T NO WAY HE'S PLAYING TOMORROW NIGHT. 287 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,034 AND I GOT NOBODY ELSE TO PLAY CENTER. 288 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,517 JOSH WILL PLAY CENTER! 289 00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:26,172 JOSH WHO? 290 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,862 JOSH YOU. 291 00:13:27,896 --> 00:13:30,172 YOU'LL BE GREAT. AND COOL. 292 00:13:30,448 --> 00:13:31,586 AND DEAD. 293 00:13:31,620 --> 00:13:33,586 LINCOLN IS THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE STATE. 294 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:37,068 THEY'RE ANIMALS. ANIMALS! 295 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:40,310 WILL YOU QUIT WHINING, NICHOLS? 296 00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:43,275 YOUR VOMIT BROWNIES GOT US INTO THIS. 297 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:46,206 AND YOU'RE PLAYING CENTER TOMORROW NIGHT. 298 00:13:46,241 --> 00:13:47,206 YES! 299 00:13:47,241 --> 00:13:48,413 NO. 300 00:13:49,551 --> 00:13:51,551 [VOMITING] 301 00:14:00,103 --> 00:14:03,379 RUN! NO, PASS! DON'T PASS! PASS! 302 00:14:03,413 --> 00:14:07,896 NOT THE SACK! NOT THE SACK! 303 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,758 Man on TV: UNH! THE SACK! 304 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,827 OH, THE SACK. 305 00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:18,000 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 306 00:14:18,034 --> 00:14:20,310 I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL. 307 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:23,448 OH. 400-7. 308 00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:25,827 AT LEAST YOU MADE ONE TOUCHDOWN. 309 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:26,862 NO, MEGAN DID. 310 00:14:26,896 --> 00:14:28,000 I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM, 311 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,620 SO I LET HER PLAY FOR A WHILE. 312 00:14:29,655 --> 00:14:33,310 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU VOLUNTEERED ME TO PLAY FOOTBALL! 313 00:14:33,344 --> 00:14:36,068 YOU KNOW HOW EASILY I BRUISE! 314 00:14:36,103 --> 00:14:37,482 DUDE, I DID YOU A FAVOR. 315 00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:40,758 PLAYING FOOTBALL IS WAY COOLER THAN MANAGING EQUIPMENT. 316 00:14:40,793 --> 00:14:42,448 AND WHO KNOWS? MAYBE YOU'LL DO OK. 317 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:43,758 WE'RE PLAYING LINCOLN! 318 00:14:43,793 --> 00:14:45,931 LAST WEEK THEY TACKLED A GUY SO HARD, 319 00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:48,000 HE HAD TO GO BACK TO THE FOURTH GRADE! 320 00:14:49,103 --> 00:14:50,068 SO? 321 00:14:50,103 --> 00:14:51,758 I HATED THE FOURTH GRADE! 322 00:14:51,793 --> 00:14:54,896 IT WAS MY AWKWARD STAGE. 323 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:59,034 AND THIS IS... I'M NOT PLAYING! 324 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,586 I'M TELLING COACH I QUIT! 325 00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:01,586 YOU CAN'T QUIT! 326 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:02,655 WHY NOT? 327 00:15:02,689 --> 00:15:04,482 BECAUSE IF YOU QUIT, THAT MEANS WE FORFEIT. 328 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,241 IF WE FORFEIT, EVERYONE AT SCHOOL IS GOING TO HATE YOU. 329 00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:08,665 AND WORSE, I'M GOING TO BE THE BROTHER 330 00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,689 OF THE MOST HATED GUY IN SCHOOL. 331 00:15:10,724 --> 00:15:13,310 BUT I'M NOT READY TO DIE! 332 00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,310 I HAVEN'T SEEN PARIS! 333 00:15:16,344 --> 00:15:18,517 THEY EAT SNAILS. THE PEOPLE SMELL BAD. 334 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:19,827 YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE. 335 00:15:19,862 --> 00:15:23,448 PLEASE! YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OUT OF THIS! 336 00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:24,793 I WANT TO BE COOLER, 337 00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,310 BUT I CAN'T GO OUT THERE AND PLAY 338 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,241 AGAINST THE TOUGHEST TEAM IN THE STATE! 339 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,862 OK, OK. 340 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,620 HE'S THINKING! HE'S THINKING! 341 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:37,172 HE'S SNAPPING! 342 00:15:37,206 --> 00:15:38,172 I GOT AN IDEA. 343 00:15:38,206 --> 00:15:41,034 HE'S GOT AN IDEA! 344 00:15:41,068 --> 00:15:42,551 OK, YOU NEED TO STOP THAT. 345 00:15:42,586 --> 00:15:43,586 DONE. 346 00:15:44,758 --> 00:15:50,034 OK, YOU WON'T DIE IF YOU DON'T PLAY. 347 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:52,586 SO I'M NOT GOING TO PLAY? 348 00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:54,310 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY. 349 00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,344 IT'S JUST NOT GOING TO BE YOU. 350 00:15:57,896 --> 00:16:00,103 HE'S CONFUSING ME! 351 00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:12,862 DRAKE. 352 00:16:12,896 --> 00:16:13,931 WHAT? 353 00:16:13,965 --> 00:16:16,827 BEING IN SCHOOL AT NIGHT, IT CREEPS ME OUT. 354 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,655 REALLY? 355 00:16:18,689 --> 00:16:22,068 I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT SCHOOL DURING THE DAY. 356 00:16:22,103 --> 00:16:24,068 OH, GOOD, HERE'S THE JANITOR. 357 00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:26,068 AH, YES, THE JANITOR. 358 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:27,862 WHY IS THAT GOOD? 359 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:30,275 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT JUST ANY JANITOR. 360 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:32,758 THAT'S ZEKE BRAXTON. 361 00:16:32,793 --> 00:16:34,137 ZEKE BRAXTON? 362 00:16:34,172 --> 00:16:36,172 YEAH, HE USED TO BE A GREAT PRO FOOTBALL PLAYER 363 00:16:36,206 --> 00:16:38,103 UNTIL A HEAD INJURY RUINED HIS CAREER. 364 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:39,344 AND HIS MEMORY. 365 00:16:39,379 --> 00:16:41,482 NOW HE CAN BARELY REMEMBER ANYTHING. 366 00:16:41,517 --> 00:16:42,517 COME ON. 367 00:16:47,275 --> 00:16:48,586 WHO ARE YOU KIDS? 368 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:49,586 I'M DRAKE. 369 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,172 AND YOU ARE? JOSH. 370 00:16:51,206 --> 00:16:52,620 AND I AM? 371 00:16:54,103 --> 00:16:56,241 ZEKE. YOU'RE ZEKE. 372 00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,482 RIGHT. AND YOU ARE? 373 00:16:59,482 --> 00:17:00,758 WE'LL TELL YOU LATER. 374 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:03,482 LOOK, WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM AND WE NEED YOUR HELP. 375 00:17:03,517 --> 00:17:06,413 DOES IT INVOLVE BALLOONS? 376 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,448 NO. 377 00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,068 ANYWAY, LOOK, TOMORROW NIGHT 378 00:17:11,103 --> 00:17:12,903 OUR SCHOOL'S PLAYING FOOTBALL AGAINST LINCOLN. 379 00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,517 AND SINCE YOU USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL 380 00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:17,413 I USED TO PLAY FOOTBALL? 381 00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:20,482 YES. SO TOMORROW NIGHT, 382 00:17:20,517 --> 00:17:22,896 YOU PUT ON JOSH'S UNIFORM AND PLAY CENTER IN THE GAME. 383 00:17:22,931 --> 00:17:26,172 WAIT, WHO IS THIS "JOSH" YOU SPEAK OF? 384 00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,137 HIM. 385 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:29,517 ME! 386 00:17:29,551 --> 00:17:30,931 NICE TO MEET YOU. 387 00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,862 AND YOU ARE? 388 00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:34,551 DRAKE, THIS WILL NEVER WORK. 389 00:17:34,586 --> 00:17:35,655 YES, IT WILL. 390 00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,000 ONCE HE HAS YOUR HELMET ON, 391 00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:38,344 EVERYONE WILL THINK IT'S YOU. 392 00:17:40,034 --> 00:17:42,103 OHH. 393 00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,517 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, ZEKE? WILL YOU DO IT? 394 00:17:44,551 --> 00:17:47,965 YEAH, I'll DO IT. FOR $10,000. 395 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,241 DEAL. 396 00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,275 WHAT?! 397 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,862 WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET $10,000? 398 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,241 HE'S NOT GOING TO REMEMBER. 399 00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,965 WHAT IF HE DOES? 400 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,965 HEY, WHO ARE YOU KIDS, 401 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,620 AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHOCOLATE FACTORY? 402 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:04,689 [WHISPERING] I THINK THIS CAN WORK. 403 00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:16,724 OK. NOW I KNOW THE LINCOLN TEAM IS BIGGER THAN YOU, 404 00:18:16,758 --> 00:18:19,448 AND CLEARLY MORE TALENTED THAN YOU. 405 00:18:21,275 --> 00:18:23,379 BUT I WANT YOU KIDS TO GO OUT THERE 406 00:18:23,413 --> 00:18:24,931 AND WIN THIS GAME! 407 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:28,413 WHY? BECAUSE IF WE MAKE THE PLAYOFFS, 408 00:18:28,448 --> 00:18:33,413 THE PRINCIPAL PROMISED ME A USED KARAOKE MACHINE. 409 00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:36,172 AND YOU GUYS KNOW I WANTED TO BE A SINGER, RIGHT? 410 00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:37,931 Players: YEAH. 411 00:18:37,965 --> 00:18:40,000 SO I NEED THIS KARAOKE MACHINE. 412 00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:42,482 I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO LIVE FOR. 413 00:18:42,517 --> 00:18:43,965 NOTHING! 414 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000 HANDS IN. 415 00:18:46,586 --> 00:18:48,137 1, 2, 3! 416 00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:50,172 [PLAYERS YELLING] 417 00:18:53,689 --> 00:18:55,758 [YELLING] 418 00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:03,413 OH! 419 00:19:06,586 --> 00:19:08,068 FINALLY! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 420 00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,551 I COULDN'T FIND ZEKE ANYWHERE! 421 00:19:09,586 --> 00:19:11,068 WHO'S ZEKE? 422 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,068 YOU ARE. 423 00:19:12,103 --> 00:19:13,448 GIVE HIM YOUR JERSEY. 424 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,803 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, RIGHT? 425 00:19:15,827 --> 00:19:17,103 CORN ON THE COB! 426 00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:21,034 YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 427 00:19:21,068 --> 00:19:23,241 TOTALLY! ZEKE PLAYS, EVERYONE THINKS IT'S YOU, 428 00:19:23,275 --> 00:19:24,689 YOU'RE INSTANTLY COOL. 429 00:19:24,724 --> 00:19:25,689 Coach: HEY, WHERE'S NICHOLS? 430 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:26,793 GET OUT THERE! 431 00:19:26,827 --> 00:19:28,793 PLAY YOUR HEART OUT, ZEKE! MAKE ME LOOK GOOD! 432 00:19:28,827 --> 00:19:31,103 ALL RIGHT. UNH! HELP! 433 00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,068 OK, 1-2-3, PULL! 434 00:19:35,103 --> 00:19:36,137 FEELS GOOD. 435 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,586 YEAH, IT DOES. 436 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:39,620 [YELLING] 437 00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,586 [BANG] 438 00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:43,586 SHOWER. 439 00:19:43,620 --> 00:19:45,620 [YELLING] 440 00:19:47,379 --> 00:19:48,827 HEY. 441 00:19:48,862 --> 00:19:50,551 ZEKE! THE GAME! 442 00:19:50,586 --> 00:19:52,034 WHAT GAME? 443 00:19:52,068 --> 00:19:54,379 JUST RUN THAT WAY AND PLAY FOOTBALL. 444 00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,586 I'll DO IT! 445 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,620 [YELLING] 446 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,862 CORN ON THE COB? 447 00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:07,034 I DON'T KNOW. 448 00:20:09,896 --> 00:20:11,482 HOW IS HE, DOC? CAN HE PLAY? 449 00:20:11,517 --> 00:20:13,034 DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT. 450 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,655 HE'S GOT A PRETTY BAD CONCUSSION. 451 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:16,275 I SHOULD GO NOTIFY HIS PARENTS. 452 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:18,241 OK, DOC. 453 00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:19,931 HEY, DIDN'T YOU WANT TO BE A SINGER? 454 00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:20,965 GO!! 455 00:20:24,172 --> 00:20:29,344 OH, WELL, SO MUCH FOR MY USED KARAOKE MACHINE. 456 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:31,413 I'VE GOT TO TELL THE REST WE'RE GOING TO FORFEIT. 457 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,379 ZEKE, ARE YOU OK? 458 00:20:41,413 --> 00:20:42,379 UNH! 459 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:43,448 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 460 00:20:43,482 --> 00:20:46,931 YEAH. I GOT HIT SO HARD, 461 00:20:46,965 --> 00:20:49,448 IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW. 462 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:52,827 I'M ZEKE BRAXTON. 463 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:54,655 I'M A JANITOR! 464 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,172 I'M A JANITOR. 465 00:21:03,482 --> 00:21:06,862 HEY, YOU GUYS OWE ME 10,000 BUCKS. 466 00:21:11,551 --> 00:21:14,379 OH, WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M ON. 467 00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:16,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 468 00:21:16,034 --> 00:21:18,275 IF I DON'T PLAY, WE FORFEIT. 469 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,000 WHO CARES? YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO OUT THERE. 470 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:21,217 EVERYBODY ALREADY THINKS YOU PLAYED. 471 00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:22,206 YOU'RE COOL. 472 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,448 IT'S NOT ABOUT ME. 473 00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,517 IT'S ABOUT THE TEAM. I'VE GOT TO PLAY. 474 00:21:25,551 --> 00:21:26,931 NOW HURRY, HELP ME. 475 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,172 MAN, IT'S LINCOLN. YOU'RE GOING TO GET MURDERED OUT THERE. 476 00:21:33,206 --> 00:21:35,206 YEAH, PROBABLY. 477 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:39,000 BUT I CAN'T LET MY TEAMMATES AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN. 478 00:21:39,034 --> 00:21:40,482 I'VE GOT TO DO THIS. 479 00:21:43,965 --> 00:21:44,965 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JOSH? 480 00:21:47,034 --> 00:21:49,344 YOU'RE PRETTY COOL. 481 00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:54,000 THE COOLIEST? 482 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:56,724 DON'T RUIN IT. 483 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:59,068 RIGHT. 484 00:21:59,103 --> 00:22:01,103 WELL, HERE GOES NOTHIN'. 485 00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:05,000 [YELLING] 486 00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,034 HEY, IF I DON'T COME BACK... 487 00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:15,620 REMEMBER ME AS I WAS. 488 00:22:15,655 --> 00:22:18,034 WILL DO, BROTHER. 489 00:22:18,068 --> 00:22:20,068 [YELLING] 490 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,034 [CHEERING] 491 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,241 YOU DID IT, JOSH! YOU DID IT! 492 00:22:29,275 --> 00:22:30,689 AWESOME. 493 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,068 WHAT DID I DO? 494 00:22:32,103 --> 00:22:34,586 YOU SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN. 495 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:36,689 REALLY? 496 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:40,482 WAIT. BUT I THOUGHT THAT GUY FROM LINCOLN TACKLED ME. 497 00:22:40,517 --> 00:22:42,275 HE DID. BUT HE HIT YOU SO HARD 498 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:45,034 THAT HE ACTUALLY KNOCKED YOU 20 YARDS INTO THE END ZONE. 499 00:22:45,068 --> 00:22:46,448 YOU WON THE GAME! 500 00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:50,068 HERE, KID, THIS IS FOR YOU. 501 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,620 I GET THE GAME BALL? 502 00:22:52,655 --> 00:22:54,620 HECK, YEAH, YOU DESERVE IT. 503 00:22:54,655 --> 00:22:57,724 BESIDES, A COUPLE OF YOUR TEETH ARE LODGED IN THERE. 504 00:22:57,758 --> 00:23:00,379 BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS, JOSH, 505 00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:04,689 I'M GETTING ME A USED KARAOKE MACHINE! 506 00:23:04,724 --> 00:23:07,862 ♪ BEAUTIFUL DREAMER 507 00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:14,000 YOU DID GREAT OUT THERE, MAN. YOU'RE A HERO. 508 00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:19,689 HEY, DRAKE, COME HERE. 509 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,758 CLOSER. 510 00:23:28,689 --> 00:23:32,413 TA-DA. 511 00:23:32,448 --> 00:23:34,655 JOSH-A-KAZAAM. 512 00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:56,310 HEY, WESTBROOK, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR NECK? 513 00:23:56,344 --> 00:23:57,758 MITCHELL STEPPED ON IT. 514 00:23:57,793 --> 00:23:59,448 OOH. HE'S A BIG BOY. 515 00:23:59,482 --> 00:24:01,724 I KNOW! UNH! 516 00:24:01,758 --> 00:24:03,000 IT REALLY HURTS. 517 00:24:03,034 --> 00:24:05,724 NOT A PROBLEM. SIT. 518 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:06,965 EXCUSE ME, FELLOW. 519 00:24:09,551 --> 00:24:12,586 JUST RELAX. RELAX. 520 00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:14,724 OOH, YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF STRESS UP HERE. 521 00:24:14,758 --> 00:24:16,079 YEAH, I'VE BEEN STUDYING FOR MY SATs AND DRIVER'S ED... 522 00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:18,068 [CRUNCH] 523 00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:19,103 AAH! 524 00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:21,206 MMM!